MyLife.on.Nothing : Comedy I

 on the phone.....
Telemarketer: Hello sir would you be interested in trying our new weight loss program?
Me: No.
Telemarketer: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Telemarketer: Positive?
Me: Yes!
Telemarketer: Great! So what is you're name?
Me thinking WTF?: First and last?
Telemarketer: Yes sir.
Me: Alidahbi Muhammad
Telemarketer: Ok could you spell that out for me?
Me: A-l-i-d-a-h-b-i M-u-h-a-m-m-a-d
Telemarketer: Alrighty then Alidahbi love your name by the way, next question. Sex?
Me thinking a clever plan forming: 7 times a week.
Telemarketer: No I think you misunderstood me, I mean male or female?
Me: Male, female, sometimes even goat.
Telemarketer: Holy cow!
Me: Yes! Cows even!
Telemarketer: Oh dear.
Me: No, no, no, no dear, dear too fast.
Telemarketer: ... (hangs up)
Me: EPIC WIN!